I like being an adult, because I can play with my food and nobody tells me not to.
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In case you ever wondered, there IS such a thing as a sweet and sour sandwich. |
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When you cook for one, no hungry people are hovering over your shoulders like hyperventilating hyenas, wondering how soon dinner will be ready... So I can take as long as I want to prepare it. |
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When I go grocery shopping, I can buy whatever I want. Mom isn't around to tell me the monkey brains are just overpriced oatmeal. Or that the man who invented graham crackers died of malnutrition. 'Cause every kids deserves a chance to try monkey brains. |
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Living in an apartment is fun too! I have to mark my food so my roommates don't eat it on accident. I try to make ownership painfully obvious. |
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| These are my salmon. They are all named Ella. |
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And of course, like a good mommy, I teach my 'podes how to play with their food too. ^_^ |
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Chapter 1 - I Work in a Cubicle
