Dude, what's wrong with your map? 

It's a Waterman butterfly projection. It's considered one of the most accurate and realistic world maps for relative size, shape, and position of the continents. I also happen to like butterflies. You can thank xkcd.com for the inspiration: http://xkcd.com/977/

Why aren't there very many red dots?
Yet. Not many red dots yet. But look how big the map is! Imagine the potential! Help me send them to new places... Host a 'Pode!