It's a lovely city, full of lights. Built by minds, obviously -- all perpendicular lines & electricity. But every once in a while, a piece of handspun wonder catches my eyes and I see in the crudeness of the creation, the creator behind it. (Did I mention all the flowers?!)   People here rush, but I don't think they are eager to be where they are going... mostly just afraid of what might catch up with them if they slowed down. That is what strikes me most about this city -- people have stopped SEEKING. I feel it in the hobo puke on the sidewalk. And in the embarrassed eyes of the honest man who was grateful someone smiled at him.



Everybody gets old! This is one of the oversights of most bucket lists I've seen: They only give you things to do that make sense when you are fit, fertile, and have the rest of your career to pay off any debts you acquire.
"Old age has it's pleasures, which, though different, are not unequal to the pleasures of youth."  - W. Somerset Maugham 
I am collecting a list of treasured experiences available only to the dying and decrepit. If you have suggestions, by all means! I'd love to hear them. ^_^


  1. Do random ninja rolls in public
  2. Do something memorable and bold with my hair (like an anime haircut)
  3. Go back to college and learn learn learn. Earn a Ph.D.
  4. Play on toys that didn't exist a decade before
  5. Wear whatever clothes I want. Pirate clothes, 18th century ball gowns, fairy godmother outfits... whatever makes me happy whenever I feel like it. Things that make me want to frolic. Mix it up. Then do stuff like this: http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3113672/ 
  6. Die penniless. ("The man who dies rich dies disgraced." Andrew Carnegie) 

Don't miss my other bucket lists! (They are a lot cooler right now)

If Mormons have it right, then when we die 1) We'll get perfect bodies that will never die again, 2) Earth will still be around for us to appreciate, and 3) Fun will not end. Wholesome recreational activities are part of maintaining a successful marriage, right? And we believe in eternal marriage. Well here's my list of epic date ideas for eternity, babe. 


  1. Squirrel suit skydiving. Turn off immortal antigravity superpowers if necessary so I can enjoy this the old-school way.
  2. Marathon skydive (26.2 miles up. It's a super-sonic freefall from the edge of space!)
  3. Run on water
  4. Go sailing in a hurricane
  5. Get struck by lightening on purpose. Like... bait the lightening. =D
  6. Make dragons. Then ride them. 
  7. Play dinosaurs with real dinosaurs
  8. Climb Mt Everest.
  9. Solar surf the edge of a nebula (view link from :40)
  10. Shoot heavy metals into a star to trigger core collapse. Also play with pair-instability supernovas.
  11. Scuba dive without air tanks
  12. Go over Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel
  13. Design sunsets
  14. Grow enchanted fairy gardens we can wander and get lost in
  15. Weave a dress of spider silk, bioluminescent algae, and arachnocampa luminosa (glow worm) threads
  16. Just hold hands with you. 'Cause I don't think I'll ever get tired of that either. 
  17. Take all the time needed to master a symphony of instruments. Finally compose the music that haunts my head
  18. Watch reruns of our lives. Specifically look for moments when I pranked people but didn't get to see their face.
  19. Snuggle up next to a tiger for a nap
  20. Learn what all those poisonous mushrooms really taste like
  21. Solo climb the Yosemite Half Dome

Don't forget to check out my other bucket lists!


It's not about where you go. It's about what the journey does to your heart. It has nothing to do with other people thinking you're awesome and everything to do with conquering fear about what other people think. It's not about voodoo hippie magic... It's about willingly suspending disbelief long enough to remember that anything is possible.

And sometimes it's not about being the hero who gives, but being the one who loses. It's not about doing every thing, it's about never letting inhibitions cloud your feelings when opportunity is ripe.  It's about exerting yourself to find meaning when life is crushingly empty.

You don't have to travel. Or jump out of a plane. Or read someone else's holy book.

But whatever you do,
Seek.
Give.
Conquer.
Meditate.
Create.
Sacrifice.
And do it on purpose.



The Vitals List
(Things that should be on everyone's list... You haven't really lived until you've done these)
  • Have a true encounter with God… something that leaves me different afterwards and motivates me to try harder
  • Once you’ve done that, help someone else find God
  • Accept a gift I cannot repay
  • Fall in love and never recover
  • Learn to cook... really cook. ("Don't only practice your art. Force your way into it's secrets" - Beethoven)
  • Feel a baby kick inside the mother’s womb
  • Make peace with all my regrets
  • Help a homeless person out of homelessness
  • Inspire a child
  • Save an orphan
  • Make friends with someone who I thought badly of before I ever met them
  • Maintain a close friendship until you’ve known the person longer than you haven’t known them.
  • See the good in the world

Further Epicness
  1. Figure out who I am
  2. Give the coat off my back
  3. Adopt at least one child
  4. Make antibubbles
  5. Visit the Waitomo Glowworm cave in New Zealand
  6. Live for a month without a clock, watch, calendar
  7. Conquer my eating disorder forever (“Dare to love yourself as if you were a rainbow with gold at both ends.” ― Aberjhani, The River of Winged Dreams)
  8. Feel incredibly sexy (Thank you)
  9. Open my 7 Chakras (from Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon series. ^_^)
  10. Shower under a waterfall
  11. Find 5 things that give you a sense of your comparative cosmic minisculity (swim with a great blue whale, walk to the top of the world’s tallest building, look through a big ‘ol telescope in an observatory, walk across a country, Stand at the edge of a cliff that overlooks an unforgettable vista
  12. THEN have a George Bailey experience, where you discover 5 things that make you feel needed, valuable, and irreplaceable… Things that make you realize that you are a vital part of the positive balance of your world.
  13. Find and use 50 non-destructive expressions of anger
  14. Hike Mt. Timpanogos (I blew bubbles from the top)
  15. Jump off a cliff
  16. Hold a baby orangutan
  17. Catch fireflies
  18. Read 1,000 books
  19. Touch a real, breathing tiger
  20. Learn to DANCE till I’m not ashamed to do it anywhere
  21. Donate bone marrow
  22. Live for a year in another country
  23. Feed someone who is hungry
  24. Abandon all insecurities (especially as it relates to doing things I want to do without waiting for someone to do it with me)
  25. Hunt and clean a large animal. Use all the parts. (develop respect for meat)
  26. Make someone so happy they cry ^_^
  27. Ride a galloping horse with my eyes closed (and if I get the chance, race one on the beach)
  28. Celebrate romance romantically – Develop a habit of startling my loved one with unexpected moments of awareness of how valuable they are.
  29. Get totally lost with a friend
  30. Graffiti something
  31. Write a hymn (Now record it)
  32. Read the entire Bible. Compare it to religious texts from around the world (Tao te Ching [SO awesome], Qur'an, Bhagavad Gita, Zorastrian texts, etc)
  33. Do something impossible (I changed the past)
  34. Dedicate about 5 years of my life to simple living in a quiet place, gardening, meditating, reading, and just appreciating life.
  35. Play all day with someone twice my age
  36. Learn something profound from someone half my age
  37. Race a dogsled
  38. Milk a cow by hand (almost done this. I milked a goat... ^_^)
  39. Save someone’s life
  40. Blow bubbles from the very top of the Eiffel tower
  41. Live in a home I helped build with my own hands
  42. Give someone something they can’t give themselves
  43. Stick my foot in wet cement
  44. Go ice caving
  45. Learn to play the cello
  46. Cross the Minnesota state line with a duck on top of my head (is against the law… ^_^)
  47. Be featured on TED
  48. Visit the aurora borealis in person
  49. See a moonbow
  50. Eat ice cream cone with ice cream in it upside down
  51. Watch a spider spin a web
  52. Learn to speak 5 Languages: Chinese, Spanish, Arabic, German, and Khmer
  53. Make a bosom friend in the Hunza Valley in Northern Pakistan (believed to be the inspiration for Shangri-la in Lost Horizon)
  54. See something truly majestic (a change of heart)
  55. Plant fruit trees every place I live
  56. Run through a cornfield
  57. See Les Miserable
  58. go couchsurfing
  59. earn an epic tan... a real one from the sun.
  60. get a Mohawk
  61. Run a marathon in the Sahara
  62. Hijack a local radio station with squirt guns and tell the audience that you are kidnapping the DJ until he gives you concert tickets
  63. Master stand-up comedy
  64. Communicate with someone without sharing a common spoken language
  65. Find Meagan, my first childhood friend
  66. Give Free Hugs in a country not my own with a sign in a language I don’t speak
  67. Play Calvinball (wear masks)
  68. Learn to play a sport I didn’t know existed
  69. Go sailboating and learn how to manage the craft
  70. Make friends with someone who has the same name as me and find out why I am still unique
  71. Give birth naturally and/or
  72. Give birth with dolphins
  73. Send a message in a bottle
  74. Age gracefully
  75. Get CPR and WFR certified
  76. Be debt free
  77. Learn to save and invest wisely, become a millionaire, then do amazing things with it. (Jacob 2:17-19)
  78. Meditate in a cherry blossom garden in Japan
  79. Participate in a 24-hour-create-something-awesome-as-a-team challenge
  80. Forget my own birthday
  81. Dance the funky chicken on my 50th wedding anniversary
  82. Wear a yin-yang piece of jewelry until it falls off irreparably
  83. Watch myself have heart surgery
  84. Attend Loy Krathong, the sky lantern festival in Thailand
  85. make a crop circle
  86. Allow myself to make mistakes
  87. Partner yoga
  88. Acro-yoga
  89. Do something I wouldn’t normally do just because it doesn’t matter one way or the other.
  90. Live somewhere different long enough to pick up an awesome accent
  91. Do something not because I want attention but just because it’s the right thing to do
  92. Return everything I’ve borrowed but forgot to give back
  93. Put an antique trunk in my attic that is locked up mysteriously, hide all the keys, put something awesome inside, and never answer my kids about what is inside it. Basically, give my kids a real-life mystery thrill. ^_^
  94. Play 1,000 pranks
  95. Get trained in microexpression reading
  96. Develop emotional intelligence and learn the art of emotional coaching
  97. Live for 24 hours as if they were my last – In fact, maybe make this the way I celebrate my birthday every year.
  98. Learn to be comfortable shooting pictures of people I have tender feelings for
  99. Go blind for a month (use blind contacts designed for theater)
  100. Make my own fortune cookies from scratch and hand them out
  101. Witness the butterfly migration in Monterey, CA
  102. Make my mom feel loved and completely accepted
  103. Make a tradition of telling stories and reading books to my children.
  104. Henna
  105. Go sand sledding
  106. Celebrate Christmas in a summery place
  107. Complete Mahoney’s First Concerto (Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium)
  108. Come up with a nightly winding down routine and stick to it for a year
  109. Get Semilunar Biopsy Repair either disproved or accepted by the medical community
  110. do a 365 project
  111. Find a perfume that makes me really happy, or make my own
  112. Hug the man who started free hugs! ^_^
  113. Celebrate my birthday like a 4-year old (I want a dinosaur-shaped birthday cake, superman icecream, pin the tail on the donkey, a water fight with a kiddie pool, and I want to give everyone who comes presents I made for them)
  114. Participate in a massive, feathers-flying pillow fight (International Pillow Fight Day)
  115. Deliberately stand next to a huge puddle in a busy street to get soaked
  116. Laughter yoga!
  117. Hear the boy’s choir sing at the morning festival in England (Shadowlands)
  118. Go scuba diving (because before I had heart surgery it would have killed me)
  119. Experience flight... Either paraglide in an epic mountain range like the Alps or... something.
  120. Participate in a really awesome flash mob (Pirates night will count!)
  121. Learn the ninja roll
  122. Have a pet female capuchin monkey named Sensei
  123. Learn to walk on stilts
  124. Parkour
  125. Salute the sun on every continent (North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, Antarctica)
  126. Experience a day of perfect health
  127. Publish a book
  128. Swim in a place where the ocean is so clear I can float and it looks like I’m levitating
  129. Record a CD of songs I’ve written
  130. Take a chemistry class where I get to blow things up
  131. Stop and listen to a street musician for three full songs
  132. Accomplish something I once believed to be impossible for me (Surf, walk on my hands, 10 pull-ups...)
  133. Attend church with a black soul-singing congregation
  134. Acquire the skill of cinematography and then make a full-length documentary. Doesn't have to solve world peace... Can even be a documentary of my kids. But document something that matters.
  135. Host a break-even lemonade stand
  136. Do a photo-essay of 100 shots all taken upside down
  137. Street photograph for at least one day
  138. Earn another name (like the ASL culture of earning a name… someone has to give it to you)
  139. Make my journey to Mecca (Most people don’t get major opportunities to travel, so find one place on the planet that is your holy ground… The birth place of whatever in your life brings you the greatest  peace. Sacrifice to go there, and come back a better person.) For me, this is India.
  140. Dress up epically for Halloween and trick-or-treat for a kid who’s stuck in the hospital
  141. Write letters to people I haven’t met yet. Deliver them when I do.
  142. Ride an elephant
  143. Swim with bioluminescent plankton
  144. Celebrate The Festival of Colors in India
  145. Get rid of all my inauthentic clothes
  146. Raise my children bilingual
  147. Play Twister with paint blobs
  148. Stomp grapes
  149. Make someone laugh so hard they wet their pants
  150. Cry so hard I laugh
  151. Host a couchsurfer from another country
  152. Acknowledge 10 of my great fears and face them - “See what you are afraid of!”
  153. Raise a family
  154. Plant as many trees as I will use in my lifetime
  155. Wear out a pair of pants in one day
  156. Have a yard I never have to mow
  157. Snorkel-explore an underwater sculpture park
  158. Team into the The Battle of the Oranges in Italy
  159. Help the person who lives next door in a significant way
  160. Invent an awesome holiday and make it an annual family tradition
  161. Shoot “The Hope That Is In Us” resurrection photography project I started
  162. Do the work of an untouchable for a day
  163. Complete my bachelor’s degree (because education is the #1 regret for older people). Pursue a Masters.
  164. Restore someone’s faith in humankind
  165. Send an oddly-shaped package in the mail
  166. Leave a present in the mailbox for the mailman during the Christmas season when his route is hardest.
  167. Photograph lightning
  168. eat roadkill
  169. Help plant fields in India during their annual monsoons
  170. Also attend the monsoon festival
  171. Read a full book of Thoreau’s. I love every quote of his that I’ve ever run across. Time to read a full work.
  172. Read The Little Prince
  173. Experience a full solar eclipse
  174. Songkran in Thailand (Mid-April, world’s biggest waterfight, lasts 3 days!)
  175. 12 years of Ninja classes in lieu of PE for my kids and neicphews. (stealth, self-defense, parkour, use of ancient weaponry, etc.) Participate in it and become the ultimate ninja.
  176. Wear happy-colored converse shoes till I wear holes in 'em.
  177. Carve my name into a tree
  178. Learn to fly a small open plane. Then actually fly it in the clouds during an epic sunset.
  179. Exchange locks of hair with someone I love deeply
  180. If space-faring tech becomes commercially viable in my lifetime as I suspect it will, see the earth from space.
  181. “Drive” a self-driving car
  182. Wear an invisibility cloak
  183. Experience an anechoic chamber
  184. Take a mediation certification course
  185. Learn to play the hang
  186. Visit Denmark's Natural history museum
  187. Hike across Kauai, Hawaii
  188. Participate in a polar bear plunge
  189. Buy a Veteran a drink and listen to their stories
  190. Learn how to lucid dream
  191. Try vegemite
  192. Climb the rigging and set the sail on a tall ship
  193. Sleep all night on the beach
  194. Guerrilla poetry date (leave inspirational poems in random places. Try to sneak them into people's purses and stuff. Anti pick-pocketing)
  195. Send a message in a bottle
  196. Climb Squaw Butte and leave a letter for my children in the letterbox
  197. Learn to spin fire / fire poi
  198. Fly a plane. Do a barrel roll.
  199. Spend a month living with real gypsies
  200. Shoot a flaming arrow
  201. White water rafting
  202. Whittle my possessions down to only 100 things
  203. Publish a photo in National Geographic
  204. Watch the entire Planet Earth series
  205. See Cirque de Soliel
  206. Start a food fight
  207. Win NaNoWriMo
  208. Eat outside my comfort zone
  209. Hike an active volcano (Pacaya?)
  210. Tie a rope swing over water
  211. Learn to give epic and soul-rejuvenating massages
  212. Climb Mt. Olympus dressed in a toga. Eat pomegranates, greek yogurt, fruit nectar, and ambrosia at the summit.
  213. Participate in a candlelight vigil
  214. Be greeted with a lei in Hawaii
  215. Host kin reunions every 2-3 years throughout my life (Kin – Not just blood relations. Anyone that you understand and have an understanding with)
  216. Build up a static charge and kiss somebody
  217. Play an elaborate time travel joke
  218. Catch fish with my bare hands
  219. Try miracle berries
    220. Eat mammoth steak 

    My one hesitation about this list? 
    I don't actually believe my life is about me... =/
    And the day I finally figure that out... I think that's the day I'll really start to live.

    So here's to the search for genuine selflessness
    and to keeping my selfish self sane until I learn how to love.




    Like this? Check out my other bucket lists: 

Dear friends and followers,

I've decided to merge my two blogs, Confessions of a Perfect Person, and this one, Adventures of My Travelling Octopodes.

Confessions of a Perfect Person has been an anonymous blog where I explored my life struggles and shared my epiphanies, while hiding from judgement. I didn't want acquaintances to look sideways at me thinking, "You struggle with what?!?"

Adventures of My Travelling Octopodes has been a happy, bubbly rainbow place where I can dream and laugh and lighten my heart.

Our struggles and our dreams... We keep them separate, and I think this is a mistake.

I stopped posting in Confessions (stopped facing my problems) because spending too much time thinking about hard stuff weighed me down. I stopped posting Octopus pictures because my dreams weren't coming true. I hit a wall of massive depression, curled up into a ball for months and lost 10 pounds from anxiety.

Why do you come here? It's not really to live vicariously through a free-hearted girl who never grew up... It's because your life is hard, and you're looking for hope. I want to honor that.

If you only remember one thing about me, I want you to know that I struggledso much—but I never. gave. up.

You want hope? The colorful, laughing imp... that is still truly me. But lest you think only perfect people can live this life, I wish you show you my demons for the first time. I want to prove that no matter what scars you bear or what wounds are still festering, happiness is possible NOW. I want perfect people to know as well... it is okay to struggle. And it's okay for others to see your struggles... In fact, it helps.

I'm going to keep posting on this URL ('cause it's prettier) but the blog title is officially changing to Adventures of My Traveling Octopodes: Confessions of a Perfect Person.

It will be a combination of the two: I need laughter to get through the hard times. And I need a problem-solving chalkboard where I can confront the monstrosities that keep me from my dreams.

The true story at last.

Comments appreciated!

(Credit to Allie Brosh, author of Hyperbole and a Half for making me believe a sporadically posting blogger who sometimes drowns in sadness can still make a difference if they are honest. You made a difference for me. =)



“ADHD doesn’t make you awesome. I’m ADHD and I’m not awesome.”

My little brother said this to me this morning, and it made me want to cry.

ADHD people are my favorite. How can you not SEE yourselves?

You are the coolest, most compassionate, most enjoyable people to be around! Let me show you why you deserve those superlatives:










Reasons why ADHD makes you AWESOMER:


You care more. About life. About everything. You don’t give in to apathy. You are hard-wired for intensity. =) This makes you a blast to be around. 

You don’t get attached to tasks, so when someone needs you, it’s easy for you to drop what you’re doing and run to the rescue. This is freaking AMAZING. You have your priorities straight.














You’re smarter. You switch tasks constantly because you crave new information. Then you remember that information, connecting it to other things you know until your mind has amassed a labyrinth of endless possibilities. =) 


Maybe the reason all our geniuses failed out of school wasn’t because they were lazy. Maybe it was because their minds jumped all the time. Maybe that jumping is what allowed them to be geniuses.




 And speaking of lazy, you’re not. How could anyone think you’re lazy when you are so persistent? ADHD people are the hardest working, most driven people I know. 


You’re funnier. You make learning fun by making hilarious jokes out of straightjackets like math. =) You're funnier because you’re smarter, and because you have a broader amount of experiences and words to draw on for material.  To quote my 10 year old ADHD brother: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, if you describe it as a state function, it doesn’t matter.”




























You believe in yourself! (and yet, you are humble) You have big eyes for big projects. Ooooh, you love a challenge! But you don’t let yourself believe you’ve done well unless you accomplished the goal you set out to fix. Well, sometimes the problems are bigger than you. Choosing an unsolvable problem doesn’t make you inadequate. =) 


You are so hard on yourself you don’t let yourself take breaks often enough. Go swing on a swing, sink your feet in the beautiful cool grass, and take a nap. You’ve totally earned it.























You will never be boring. I recently hiked across two totally different trees—a cottonwood and a juniper—that had grown together. Their trunks had fused together so completely that they formed a single column. White on black, soft on rough, evergreen on deciduous. Watching them locked together in their silent eternal dance, suddenly the whole world reminded me of you. 

      You and the world are both an endless stream of beautiful impossible secrets awaiting discovery in rarely trodden places. You will never run out of ways to surprise me... You’re excited by everything. You want to understand it all. Because of this, we will never grow old. The world holds too much joy for you to ever not see it with as much awe as you felt the first day you came.




You will never lose your inner child. You don’t understand social norms, so you don’t participate in them. This is OK. Social norms are pointless games we play to prove to others we're grown up. But no one really wants to grow up. Some people are just better than others at pretending they like neckties and itchy pants more than sit-and-spins. You like sit-and-spins. You’re not afraid to play with them in public the moment the opportunity presents itself. 

      When you go home, please don’t be embarrassed that you jumped in and took advantage of the moment. Everyone else goes home regretting that they didn’t.



























You never sit still. Heard you described once as “an unstoppable dynamo of human energy.” You’ll never get fat. And kids love you because you can keep up with them forever.

You never sit still internally either. Craving change leads you to opportunities for personal growth that would terrify most people. But you have the courage of an astronaut. You love growing. You NEED to challenge, to explore, to understand. In combination with your thirst for equilibrium, this is inspirational. It’s like you come with a warranty guaranteeing that you will make the world a better place, and leave this world a better person.





















Willing to take risks. I thought all my brothers were going to grow up to be storm chasers. You wonderful ADHD people never let a risk rob you of an amazing opportunity to experience something new and exciting.




You forget things sometimes. This means I get to tell you stories and jokes two or three times before they get old. This is GREAT for me as a girl, because I LOVE to talk, and you listen every time. =)

If it’s really important to me for you to remember, I know to write it down. And that’s fun too, because then I get to draw you notes with smiley faces on them. And I like drawing smiley faces. The more smiley faces I get to draw, the better my day gets.





























Strong sense of what is fair. Injustice rattles your bones. You don’t always stand up for yourself, but holy cow… when you come to someone else’s rescue? It’s a beautiful thing to behold. Watch out momma grizzly.


You are flexible and forgiving. Because you get it… you’ve been there.



You’re late a lot. I love this for two reasons: 



  Firstly, you are good at being where you are. Experiencing the present moment RIGHT NOW is a BIG deal to you. That’s why you’re late in the first place… it’s hard for you to surrender the present moment in anticipation of the next one. 

  Secondly, you being late reminds me that time with you is precious. That I want you to be here. That life is fragile and you might not always be around, and if you ever weren’t I would miss you terribly. THEN when you are here, you flex your talent of being Present... and every moment becomes a glorious adventure.



You need free time all by yourself. Which means I get free time too.

You are SO wise. Because you CARE. Because you have a strong sense of what is fair. Because you love experiences and you’re willing to take risks to get them. And because you can connect ideas easily. You always have a unique perspective that makes struggles easier.

Everything is beautiful to you. http://xkcd.com/877/. Even me. ^_^





3 simple realizations 
that have made my relationship with you better when it gets a little hard 
(as all relationships do):

  • You ARE trying your best. Your very best. You always do. That sincerity and passion and drive is who you are. Whenever you do something I don’t understand, I try to remember to ask why you did it. Because you usually have a very intriguing reason.


  • Celebrating all your small victories energies you. Whether it’s being on time for something (wow! You must be really excited to be here!) or acing a quiz in a class you’re failing, I need to complement you…. to cheer you on and shower you with validation. Cinco De Mayo is one of my favorite holidays, because it commemorates a battle won in war that was lost. If the Mexicans can do that, so can we. And when we win wars, then we REALLY party.

  • Whenever I’m stressed and forgetting that I love you, I stop and remember all the times you’ve made me laugh.



Sooooo... I'm a procrastinator. And I struggle to do things in order. Right now I'm updating Chapter 1, finishing up that story so that talking about NOW will actually make sense.

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